Updating blog. I need #swineflu prevention app for iPhone with heat image feature to protect myself & everyone around me. #

I'm ManU & Alan Sugar fan. Stick with footie {Chelsea v Barcelona} or switch to Apprentice? The Apprentice wins. #

Good decision by Alan Sugar. Goodbye Philip #apprentice. Kate, who now? Me? Noooooooooooooo :) #

Kate should get herself fired next week so that she can be with Phillip de FIRED. #apprentice #

Phillip de Pants Man is on his way to the North East #apprentice #

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