"Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime." ~ Chinese Proverb.
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day and we pay for NGO campaigns. Teach a man to fish, he eats daily and we trade with him." ~ Dambisa Moyo.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish by stimulating demand for your products. Stimulate his need for fish through your Learn-To-Fish.com web site. To avoid introducing another competitor into the over-crowded "fishing industry", teach the man unworkable theories of "how to fish from the comfort of your armchair, without going near a river", even though you don't even know how to fish to save your life. Whatever you do, do not give him a fishing rod. Leave him your phone number and url of your online fish portal, Buy-My-Exclusive-Quality-Fresh-Fish.com
Or
Give a man a fish, he eats daily, then asks for daily dinner, cold beer, warm cattle blood, porno magazines and his own ocean. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day, sits all day in a boat drinking beer. Like a starving child with a swollen belly, he will play you for a fool with his gimmie, gimmie demands. He will eventually starve to death.
You Can't Win.
Eliminate his craving. Give him fish aversion therapy. Give him a live crab. He will become a vegan. Next time, ask him to pay for his own drinks. Chuck him out of the boat. The sucker should have learned to swim as a child. He will survive.
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day and we pay for NGO campaigns. Teach a man to fish, he eats daily and we trade with him." ~ Dambisa Moyo.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish by stimulating demand for your products. Stimulate his need for fish through your Learn-To-Fish.com web site. To avoid introducing another competitor into the over-crowded "fishing industry", teach the man unworkable theories of "how to fish from the comfort of your armchair, without going near a river", even though you don't even know how to fish to save your life. Whatever you do, do not give him a fishing rod. Leave him your phone number and url of your online fish portal, Buy-My-Exclusive-Quality-Fresh-Fish.com
Or
Give a man a fish, he eats daily, then asks for daily dinner, cold beer, warm cattle blood, porno magazines and his own ocean. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day, sits all day in a boat drinking beer. Like a starving child with a swollen belly, he will play you for a fool with his gimmie, gimmie demands. He will eventually starve to death.
You Can't Win.
Eliminate his craving. Give him fish aversion therapy. Give him a live crab. He will become a vegan. Next time, ask him to pay for his own drinks. Chuck him out of the boat. The sucker should have learned to swim as a child. He will survive.
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