Monday, 2 February 2009

If You Stay Ready, You Don't Have To Get Ready


Why is everyone surprised about the weather; wind and snow? Since last week, the weatherman did warn about the snow and windy condition - they did say that it was going to happen – nasty weather. Why are people surprised, complaining and bunking off work? It’s immoral – a sin. Anyway, enjoy the damn weather and being trapped at home, at the airport, or at work.

People: "8 inches of snow" ..."shocking" ... "chaos" ... "the heaviest snow in 18 years" ... "mayhem" ... "flights cancelled" ... "its gonna get worst tonight"
Students & ScallyWaggs: "incredibly" ... "amazing" ... "awesome" ...
The Elderly: "brutal" ... "very odd" ... "shocking"
The Secret Diary: "Thank God it's Monday" ... "I love this weather"

Happy holidays.

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